I captioned my profile picture: "Not sure if I'm ugly or just intimidatingly attractive." 10 people agreed, ugly.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New Jersey)
  • RIP: 2005 - 2009
  • Hours/Week: 20
Posted by: Donnie22 at 5:50 am December 28, 2011

Getting caught on myspace at work felt worse than getting caught masturbating to porn.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New Hampshire)
  • RIP: 2005 - 2007
  • Hours/Week: 23
Posted by: red at 4:54 am November 10, 2011

I made a fake myspace profile to see how my boyfriend would react if a cute girl flirted with him online. It took him less than an hour to dump me and ask the fake profile "you uptight about wearing condoms?"

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (North Dakota)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2009
  • Hours/Week: 10
Posted by: curiositykilled at 11:49 pm November 5, 2011

A 26 year old English guy commented on my mom's myspace. Apparently over there they're called "Yummy Mummys"

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New Jersey)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2009
  • Hours/Week: 25
Posted by: Juelz at 3:19 am November 3, 2011

My desktop folders: Myspace pics: 2,441 files, Cat: 823, Family photos: 75

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New York)
  • RIP: 2005 - 2008
  • Hours/Week: 28
Posted by: ThatGothGirl at 2:56 am November 2, 2011

I did a little research and confirmed to myself that the only people left on myspace are hookers, jailbait, and Tom.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (Pennsylvania)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 20
Posted by: too old for this shit at 11:31 pm October 28, 2011

When I felt fat did I go out and exercise or eat well? No. I went on myspace and looked at albums of other people who've gotten fat.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (Alaska)
  • RIP: 2007 - 2010
  • Hours/Week: 22
Posted by: notsofatty at 4:40 am October 13, 2011

My myspace account had more friends than some towns have people.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New Jersey)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2009
  • Hours/Week: 34
Posted by: XoXoLacyoXoX at 10:48 pm October 11, 2011

I got drunk and slept with a random guy from TGIF. The next morning I got friend requests from the entire TGIF I staff.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (New York)
  • RIP: 2005 - 2008
  • Hours/Week: 10
Posted by: jerzysure at 6:47 pm October 11, 2011

After 3 years of trying to make it big, my myspace country music profile had 2,442 views. My 15 year old sister has 98,000.

  • Profile: MySpace
  • Location: United States (South Carolina)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 10
Posted by: Countryboy at 8:51 pm October 10, 2011