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Cyber-Monday turned into Cyber-Sex-Monday which turned into Cyber-Apparently My Boss Can Track Everything I Do Online-Monday.

  • Profile: Other
  • Location: United States (Alabama)
  • RIP: 2008 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 5
Posted by: DirtySkypster at 3:37 am November 29, 2011

One hour before meeting, he changed his profile picture to a chicken nugget nailed to a door. This should have been my first clue.

  • Profile: Online Dating
  • Location: United States (California)
  • RIP: 2009 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 8
Posted by: PlentyOfWeirdos at 2:07 am November 28, 2011

A stripper called me out for giving her an std on my Facebook wall. I dont know why I was FB friends with her, but I can't have my family seeing shit like that.

  • Profile: Facebook
  • Location: United States (New York)
  • RIP: 2005 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 13
Posted by: Presents4every1 at 4:38 am November 27, 2011

For the past 3 months of my unemployment, I've exclusively used facebook to look up girls who were mean to me in highschool and seeing which ones got fat and knocked up.

  • Profile: Facebook
  • Location: United States (Texas)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 15
Posted by: Anonymous at 6:01 am November 25, 2011

This morning my cousin showed me a close up picture of my boobs on facebook. Whose facebook was it? My dentist's. I just had an appointment on Saturday.

  • Profile: Facebook
  • Location: United States (New Jersey)
  • RIP: 2007 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 15
Posted by: Dr Fa@ot at 6:08 am November 24, 2011

So I just realized that there was a massive black dildo in the background of my linkedin photo.

  • Profile: LinkedIn
  • Location: United States (New York)
  • RIP: 2009 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 5
Posted by: HappySally at 2:09 am November 23, 2011

I had to deactive my OKCupid after being rejected by every redhead between the ages of 18 and 45.

  • Profile: Online Dating
  • Location: United States (Mississippi)
  • RIP: 2008 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 20
Posted by: LonelyJoe at 1:16 am November 22, 2011

My girlfriend changed her facebook relationship to "it's complicated" because I didn't want to take the Cosmo boyfriend quiz while I was studying for my MCAT's. She does this all the time.

  • Profile: Facebook
  • Location: United States (California)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 10
Posted by: FurtureDR at 4:30 am November 21, 2011

Facebook won't stop suggesting I reconnect with my ex-husband. Mind your business fb.

  • Profile: Facebook
  • Location: United States (Florida)
  • RIP: 2006 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 15
Posted by: Anonymous at 6:16 am November 19, 2011

After 3 months I finally received a message: "Is the blond behind you single?"

  • Profile: Online Dating
  • Location: United States (Oklahoma)
  • RIP: 2011 - 2011
  • Hours/Week: 15
Posted by: okCupid at 5:14 am November 18, 2011